The Stupid Servant

The Stupid Servant found a dildo that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Stupid Servant always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Stupid Servant always carried a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Stupid Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Servant always carried a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A bat being the thing selected.

The Stupid Servant always had with them a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to opt for.