A Magical Servant

A Magical Servant needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

A Magical Servant always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Magical Servant wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Magical Servant desired a condom that they would occasionally break. This seems a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

A Magical Servant carried a cheese grater to share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Magical Servant always had with them a bag of poop to sit and look at. This seems to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was epic. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.