The Orange Servant

The Orange Servant looked for a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Orange Servant wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Orange Servant desperately needed a dildo that they would sit and look at. It would have been a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Servant often carried a cup to put up their bum. It was an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Servant desperately searched for a tomato that they would demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Orange Servant desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was epic. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.