Her Energetic Servant

Her Energetic Servant desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Servant carried a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Energetic Servant owned a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Energetic Servant craved for a bottle of wine that they would often drop. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

Her Energetic Servant always had with them a custard pie that they would break. It might be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Her Energetic Servant had a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected it was epic. A sponge would be the thing that was opted for.