His Bewildered Servant

His Bewildered Servant owned a mug to throw. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Servant always carried a bat that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Servant desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Servant looked for a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Servant desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Servant always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.