The Eccentric Servant

The Eccentric Servant always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Servant desperately craved for a dildo that they would play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Servant always carried a vibrator that they liked to share. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Servant always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Servant desperately looked for a bottle of wine to hug. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Servant desperately looked for a rubber chicken to share. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.