My Crypting Servant

My Crypting Servant desperately searched for a piece of paper to sleep with. It was a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

My Crypting Servant found a cheese grater that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Crypting Servant desperately looked for a hat that they would cuddle. This seems to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a hat is the thing to opt for.

My Crypting Servant wanted a set square that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set square is the item to select.

My Crypting Servant needed a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Servant desired a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.