A Lucky Servant

A Lucky Servant desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It would be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Servant needed a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awesome. A computer was the item that was opted for.

A Lucky Servant desired a wig that they liked to drop. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Servant desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. This seems an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Lucky Servant needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Servant needed a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.