His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a strange activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Servant wanted a mug that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Servant craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Servant needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Servant looked for a block of cheese to put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Servant needed a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.