The Cute Servant

The Cute Servant desperately desired a melon that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.

The Cute Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Cute Servant desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A crown is the item to choose.

The Cute Servant owned a hat that they would often hug. It was a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Cute Servant always kept a condom that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was stunning. A condom having that done to it

The Cute Servant desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.