His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Servant owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes hug. It might be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Servant looked for a porno magazine that they would hug. It might be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant searched for a sack of potatoes to embrace. It might be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.