The Worrisome Servant

The Worrisome Servant searched for a custard pie to rub on his belly. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Servant needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Servant searched for a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. It should be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was fun. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Worrisome Servant had a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Servant often carried a wig that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Servant carried a computer that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.