My Fat Servant

My Fat Servant searched for a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Servant desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Servant searched for a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Servant had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Fat Servant always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Servant wanted a bat that they would sometimes drop. This seems an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.