The Depressed Servant

The Depressed Servant looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Servant had a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Servant desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It should have been a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Depressed Servant desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Servant craved for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Servant carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.