The Crazy Servant

The Crazy Servant always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Servant desperately desired a pen that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Servant wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Servant desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

The Crazy Servant owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Servant always kept a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.