The Energetic Servant

The Energetic Servant desired a cucumber to hug. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

The Energetic Servant owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Energetic Servant always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Energetic Servant had a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Energetic Servant craved for a set square to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Energetic Servant desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.