Their Unusual Servant

Their Unusual Servant carried a condom that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

Their Unusual Servant always carried a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Unusual Servant desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Their Unusual Servant carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It might be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A painting of a melon being the item selected.

Their Unusual Servant carried a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Servant owned a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.