Their Purple Servant

Their Purple Servant desperately looked for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Servant looked for a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Servant looked for a crown that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is amazing. A crown was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Servant always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Servant wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It might be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Servant often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.