Their Purple Servant

Their Purple Servant searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Purple Servant wanted a set of lego that they would share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Servant desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Their Purple Servant desperately wanted a cucumber to break. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Servant always carried a ball that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Their Purple Servant desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.