Confused Servant

Confused Servant desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Confused Servant had a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was fun. A radiator was the item that was opted for.

Confused Servant desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would play with. It should be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Servant desperately craved for a condom that they would demolish. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Confused Servant desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Servant often carried a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.