The Bewildered Servant

The Bewildered Servant always kept a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Servant craved for a vibrator that they would drop. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected it was amazing. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Servant had a rubber chicken that they would often hug. It was a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Servant desperately looked for a tomato that they would often smash. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Servant often carried a stapler that they liked to eat. It was a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.