The Red Servant

The Red Servant found a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Red Servant desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to hug. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Red Servant desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Servant desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often eat. It was a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Servant found a mug to sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Red Servant desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes drop. It would be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.