Her Purple Servant

Her Purple Servant found a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Servant desperately searched for a little monkey to break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Servant desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Servant desperately looked for a can of coke to sit and look at. It is a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Servant desperately searched for a radiator to play with. It was a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Servant looked for a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.