Their Bum Loving Snake

Their Bum Loving Snake desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd action, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Snake often carried a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Snake desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Snake desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Snake always kept a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Snake always kept a bag of flour to share. It is an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.