The Troubled Snake

The Troubled Snake searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Troubled Snake carried a sword that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.

The Troubled Snake wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Snake always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Snake desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is simply life. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.