Determined Snake

Determined Snake wanted a computer that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Determined Snake desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often smash. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Determined Snake searched for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Determined Snake had a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Determined Snake owned a pencil sharpener to break. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Determined Snake desperately searched for a pint of cider to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.