A Naughty Snake

A Naughty Snake desired a dildo that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Naughty Snake often carried a little monkey that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Snake searched for a custard pie that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Snake craved for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop of all things.

A Naughty Snake desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Snake carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.