My Ugly Snake

My Ugly Snake carried a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Snake desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Snake searched for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was stunning. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Snake had a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Snake found a block of cheese that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

My Ugly Snake always kept a melon to smash. It was a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.