A Beautiful Snake

A Beautiful Snake desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

A Beautiful Snake desperately wanted a cheese grater to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Snake searched for a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Snake always kept a bottle of beer to throw. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Snake desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Snake wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.