My Retarded Snake

My Retarded Snake wanted a can of coke to cuddle. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Retarded Snake desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Snake craved for a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A ball was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Snake desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Snake desperately needed a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Snake desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often embrace. It is a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.