My Funny Snake

My Funny Snake desired a pen that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

My Funny Snake desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Snake carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Funny Snake carried a computer that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

My Funny Snake desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Snake wanted a teapot that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.