A Naughty Snake

A Naughty Snake desired a cup to try to nail to the wall. It was an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Snake found a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

A Naughty Snake found a crown that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Snake desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

A Naughty Snake often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Naughty Snake always had with them a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.