The Grumpy Snake

The Grumpy Snake desperately craved for a dildo to put up their bum. It would be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Snake wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Grumpy Snake desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Snake wanted a bottle of wine to break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Snake desired a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Snake desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.