The Funny Snake

The Funny Snake looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Snake always had with them a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Funny Snake needed a big sponge that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Funny Snake desired a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Funny Snake owned a set square that they would occasionally break. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was stunning. A set square is the item to opt for.

The Funny Snake searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a bag of flour having that done to it