Their Fucking Snake

Their Fucking Snake always kept a wig that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Snake desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Snake looked for a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Snake owned a rubber chicken to cuddle. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Snake desperately craved for a bag of poop to put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Snake desperately desired a set of lego that they would often worship. It should be a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.