His Cute Snake

His Cute Snake desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt it was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Snake needed a melon that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was exciting. A melon was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Snake desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Cute Snake desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It would have been an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Cute Snake desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Snake always kept a set square to share. It should be a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.