The Eccentric Snake

The Eccentric Snake desperately looked for a tomato to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Snake looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Snake searched for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. It would have been a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Snake owned a computer that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Snake found a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Snake craved for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It was a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.