My Eccentric Snake

My Eccentric Snake desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would worship. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Snake always had with them a condom that they would rub on his belly. It is a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Snake wanted a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.

My Eccentric Snake wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Snake searched for a bag of poop that they would break. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Snake desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.