The Crypting Snake

The Crypting Snake always had with them a pen that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Snake desperately wanted a mug that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Crypting Snake looked for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Snake always had with them a teapot that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Snake desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Snake found a condom that they liked to throw. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.