Her Scary Snake

Her Scary Snake desired a helmet that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Scary Snake carried a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A vibrator being the chosen item.

Her Scary Snake desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate It should be an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Scary Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Scary Snake carried a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Snake always carried a magic 8 ball to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.