The Angry Snake

The Angry Snake desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Snake desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Angry Snake found a sword that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Snake searched for a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a new action, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Snake desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Snake always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.