The Eccentric Snake

The Eccentric Snake wanted a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Snake desired a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Snake had a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Snake looked for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Snake desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Snake always had with them a bat that they would sometimes break. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.