His Jolly Snake

His Jolly Snake found a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Jolly Snake often carried a Harry Potter wand to throw. It should be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Jolly Snake desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Jolly Snake wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

His Jolly Snake always carried a pen that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Snake often carried a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.