My Handsome Snake

My Handsome Snake always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Snake always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Snake often carried a pen that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

My Handsome Snake searched for a pen that they would throw. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pen being the thing selected.

My Handsome Snake searched for a painting of a melon that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Snake often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.