The Eccentric Snake

The Eccentric Snake desperately desired a teapot that they would worship. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Snake wanted a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Snake always carried a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Snake had a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an odd idea, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Snake always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Eccentric Snake desired a can of coke that they would often drop. This seems a funny activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen item.