The Gentle Snake

The Gentle Snake had a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a new action, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Snake searched for a lava lamp that they would often break. It might have been a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Gentle Snake desperately wanted a set of lego to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Snake always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Gentle Snake needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer to share. It is a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.