A Handsome Snake

A Handsome Snake always kept a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Handsome Snake wanted a dildo that they would often worship. This could be considered an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Snake desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.

A Handsome Snake wanted a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Snake always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Snake looked for a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.