My Retarded Snake

My Retarded Snake owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Snake always carried a bag of flour to experiment on. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Snake craved for a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was fun. A cucumber being the item opted for.

My Retarded Snake always had with them a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a crown is the item to select.

My Retarded Snake always kept a condom that they would often smash. This seems a strange operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Snake found a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.