Ugly Snake

Ugly Snake desperately needed a mug that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

Ugly Snake found a cup that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup of all things.

Ugly Snake had a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Ugly Snake carried a little monkey that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

Ugly Snake often carried a condom that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A condom is the thing to choose.

Ugly Snake carried a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.