His Eccentric Snake

His Eccentric Snake desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Snake craved for a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Snake desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Snake always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. It would be a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Snake always had with them a porno magazine to smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Snake desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.